Wow, I can’t believe it’s been four years since Patrick and I have smoked marijuanna. What a relief.
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We decided we’re going to celebrate by lighting up. We’re gonna get throwed.
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That’s a joke, by the way.
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We’re just going to eat a nice dinner together tonight. Guess what’s on the menu? Black beans, brown rice, and vegetables.
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Big surprise.
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I wanted to go out and get Patrick a small gift of some sort, but it’s 20 degrees, and I’m a wuss.
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I guess I’ll just have to give him some marital relations.
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Those are the best kind of gifts, anyway. 
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I laughed so hard when I read “marital relations.”
Hahahahaha
lmao at marital relations! congrats on being marijuana free!
Congrats on your drug-free anniversary!B
OMG girl. That’s too funny.
BTW, congrats on your no pot!
Thank you! I’m so glad I’m done with that junk!